Overheard in New York
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...But, Like I Always Say, Bros Before Hobos.
2010-01-05 23:00:00
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Hobo #1: Yo, what it is brah?
Hobo #2: I don't know man, what it is witchyou?
Hobo #1: I don't know man, but I'm tryin' to get it!
--Washington Square Park
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To Be Fair, What Does a Bronx Kid Know About Wheelbarrows?
2010-01-05 20:00:00
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Young teen: Why are all examples in my physics books about animals?
Teacher: City buses and wheelbarrows are not animals.
--Riverdale, Bronx
Overheard by: Ali P!
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How to Come Out As Gay in One Easy Step
2010-01-05 17:00:00
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Guy #1: I hate those things.
Guy #2: Breasts?
--L Train
Overheard by: Derek
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When Vampire Movie Scripts Go Too Far
2010-01-05 14:00:00
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Guy #1: Dude, Rick was totally shitting blood at my house last night...
Guy #2: It must be from all those guys he sucks off...
Guy #3: Totally!
--Midtown
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Preferably During the Chicken Dance
2010-01-05 11:00:00
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Wedding guest #1, about open bar: Are we at least going to get sick?
Wedding guest #2, with resignation: Probably.
--Battery Gardens Restaurant
Overheard by: Kaitlen
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When Your Editors Have Nightmares
2010-01-05 08:00:00
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Ditzy girl #1: I have to go, I kind of don't have time to get Pinkberry right now.
Ditzy girl #2: Come on! We're almost at the front of the line, it'll be like five more minutes.
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Even C.S. Lewis Has Trouble Explaining It, Honey
2010-01-05 05:00:00
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Mother: I'm very angry with you.
Daughter in stroller: You don't love me!
Mother: No, I can love you, but still be angry with you.
Daughter in stroller: That does not make sense.
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...Are You in Heat Again?
2010-01-05 02:00:00
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Girl in back of crowd: Meow!
Boy in front of crowd: Meredith!? Is that you!?
--Astor Place
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Huge Pussy
2010-01-04 23:00:00
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Guidette: She is like that typical "no-tits, no-ass" girl.
Guido boy: Yeah, but she still gets more than you.
--Q Train
Overheard by: Heidegger Kid
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...But Only Because You Go Around Calling It "N.Y."
2010-01-04 20:00:00
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Drunk tourist on fire escape, yelling at 2 am: I love NY! If I move up here can I live with you?
Neighbor, yelling back: No!
--3rd St, Havemeyer
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