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脱口秀主持人与市长
2009-11-06 00:00:00
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最近NBC晚间脱口秀主持人Conan O'Brien在节目的例行讲笑话环节里讲了一个新泽西州Newark市的笑话："Newark市长希望启动一个项目来提升市民的健康水平，这个项目里包含了一张离开Newark的车票。”
这本来是一个平淡无奇的...
George Carlin on The Environment
Monologue精选 Oct 11, 2009
2009-10-20 00:00:00
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“Today, President Obama spoke at the G-20 global economic summit in Pittsburgh. He warned that if the world economy does not get better, next year’s summit will also be in Pittsburgh.” – Jay Leno
奥巴马在...
Monologue精选 Oct 02, 2009
2009-10-12 00:00:00
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Well, this terror stuff is back in the news. Earlier today, the feds issued a new terror alert. They said terrorists are looking at hitting successful entertainment centers, so you folks at NBC are perfectly sa...
Monologue精选 Oct 01, 2009
2009-10-06 00:00:00
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And Libyan leader Moammar Qaddafi-duck, this moron, was at the U.N. today. He talked forever. He talked on Israel and the swine flu and the J.F.K. assassination. Where was Kanye West to grab the microphone away...
Monologue精选 Sep 30, 2009
2009-10-02 00:00:00
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And today is the 158th anniversary of The New York Times. Sad thing is, I read about that online.
今天是纽约时报创办158周年纪念日，可惜我是从网上读到的这个消息。
And doctors are still arguing over whether bei...
Monologue精选 Sep 29, 2009
2009-10-02 00:00:00
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“President Obama giving a lot of very important speeches. He gave a speech about healthcare tonight, and yesterday he gave a pep talk to students. He told them that in order to succeed they need to work hard a...
牛逼的组织--脱口秀粉丝群
2009-09-28 00:00:00
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三个月前，我刚过了prelim（phd资格presentation），立刻开始加入听译美国脱口秀的活动，前后只听译了三个片段，不到半个月就不干了，实在是个苦差事。
其一，脱口秀不同于美剧drama，没有英文现成的字幕，所以说翻译美剧的顶...
Monologue精选 Sep 24, 2009
2009-09-26 00:00:00
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Labor Day is the great American holiday where we honor American workers by going out and buying products made in China.
劳动节，是劳动者的节日，我们通过购买中国制造的东西来纪念这一天。
Earlier today, Presiden...
Monologue精选 Sep 22, 2009
2009-09-23 00:00:00
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People are always saying to me, “Well, Dave, are you worried about health care?” No, I’m not worried about health care and I’ll tell you why; because I’m with CBS. They have a tremendous health-care plan. ...
